DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF THE PENTAGON . . .

IN A SUPER SECRET LABORATORY . . .

LIVES AMERICA’S SMALLEST HERO.


SECRETS ARE EVERYWHERE . . .


IN THE TEENIEST, TINIEST CREVASSES

IN THE VILEST, MOST DISGUSTING LOCATIONS

AND IN PLACES NO HUMAN CAN GO


THAT’S WHEN IT’S TIME TO CALL . . .


UNDERCOVER COCKROACH


IN THE BEGINNING. . .


OUR HERO, UNDERCOVER COCKROACH, WAS A NORMAL, EVERYDAY ROACH UNTIL A DEVILISH SCIENTIST WORKING FOR THE PENTAGON GOT HIS HANDS ON HIM. 


BY MOUNTING A MINIATURIZED CAMERA ON HIS HEAD AND SURGICALLY ATTACHING ELECTRODES TO HIS APPENDAGES, HE WAS SUDDENLY MORPHED INTO A NEW CREATION. . . A SUPER SPY FOR THE GOVERNMENT.


NO JOB TOO DIRTY. . .


IN A SERIES OF COMIC BOOK ADVENTURES, UNDERCOVER COCKROACH TRAVELS THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF TOILET BOWLS, TRASH COMPACTORS, GARBAGE DUMPS AND PUTRID, SLIME ENCRUSTED PIPES IN HIS QUEST TO FULFILL HIS MISSIONS.


THROUGH THE POV OF THE LENS ON HIS HEAD CAM AND THE ELECTRODES ON HIS TOES, HIS HANDLER, THE SCIENTIST, MONITORS AND CONTROLS AGENT 69’S EVERY MOVE.  THIS ENSURES THE SCIENTIST OF AN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL INTERACTION WITH EVERY FACET OF UNDERCOVER COCKROACH’S SPY MISSIONS – IN ACTUALITY, HE BECOMES THE ULTIMATE VOYEUR INTO THE SHADOWY WORLD OF UNDERCOVER OPS FROM OUR HERO’S POV.  AND, OF COURSE, IT ALLOWS OUR SCIENTIST HIS OWN VOYEURISTIC OPPORTUNITIES – HIS FAVORITE, MANIPULATING AGENT 69’S CAMERA TO LOOK UP WOMEN’S SKIRTS (YES, HE IS A PERV, OUR SCIENTIST.)


OKAY - SO OCCASIONALLY HE JUMPS THROUGH HOOPS. . .


DESPITE BEING CONTROLLED BY TINY, ELECTRONIC SHOCKS ADMINISTERED BY THE SCIENTIST BACK AT THE LAB, UNDERCOVER COCKROACH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO IGNORE THE PAIN AND DO HIS OWN THING.  (YOU KNOW, LIKE DOUBLE-DIPPING IN ROTTEN, PUTRID SLIME.)


BUT IT’S HIS SATIRICAL VOICE OVERS THAT GIVE LIFE TO UNDERCOVER COCKROACH’S INNER THOUGHTS.  THOUGHTS ABOUT HIS JOB, THE SCIENTIST, LIFE, LOVE, AND EVEN POLITICS.  ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HE SEES OR COMES INTO CONTACT WITH IS FAIR GAME FOR HIS IRONIC TAKE ON THE UNIVERSE.


CLANDESTINE FORAYS INCLUDE. . .


AS HE DOES HIS BIT FOR FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY AND THE AMERICAN WAY – OH, ALL RIGHT… THE TRUTH IS, HE GETS OFF ON THE CHALLENGE OF ALWAYS GETTING HIS MAN… SOLVING THE CASE… INDULGING IN EXTRA HELPINGS OF FECES…


UNDERCOVER COCKROACH CASE FILES INCLUDE:


SEARCHING FOR STOLEN MICROFICHE;

SETTING MINIATURIZED EXPLOSIVES;

PLANTING LISTENING DEVICES;

SNAPPING PHOTOS THROUGH HIS HEAD CAM;

CREATING CHAOTIC AND DISGUSTING DIVERSIONS;

BEING THE PROVERBIAL “COCKROACH ON THE WALL”


HIS ENEMIES INCLUDE. . .


AFTER THE COLD WAR, ROGUE ENEMY AGENTS AND SCIENTISTS HIRED OUT THEIR SERVICES NOT ONLY TO KNOWN TERRORIST GROUPS AND DICTATORS AROUND THE WORLD, BUT TO A NEW, EVEN MORE DIABOLICAL GROUP CALLED T&A.  T&A (TERROR & ANARCHY, INC.) IS AN UNDERGROUND, SECRET LEAGUE DEDICATED TO THE CAUSE OF CHAOS AND LAWLESSNESS IN THEIR QUEST FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION.


AGENT 69’S MISSIONS FOR THE CIA WILL SEND HIM ACROSS THE GLOBE TO FIGHT IN THE CAPITOL CITIES OF THE WORLD AS WELL AS THE DESERTS OF AFGHANISTAN AND THE JUNGLES OF PERU… TO FACE ENEMY AGENTS, TERRORISTS, COMMON CRIMINALS, CRIME CARTELS AND, OF COURSE, THE OPERATIVES OF T&A. 




ENEMY OPERATIVES…


HONEYLICIOUS – A BEAUTIFUL YELLOW AND BLACK HONEY BEE.  A FEMME FATALE WHO’S THE HONEY BEE’S EQUIVALENT OF MARILYN MONROE, HER MEMORY’S A BIT DIM ON HER ORIGINS.  ALL SHE KNOWS IS THAT SHE’S BEEN SURGICALLY ENHANCED WITH A COMMUNICATION TRANSMITTER WHICH ARCS BETWEEN THE ANTENNAS PROJECTING UPWARD FROM HER HEAD AND AN ULTRA MINIATURE SATELLITE DISH ATTACHED TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD.  SINCE A GIRL’S GOTTA MAKE A LIVING, SHE HIRES OUT HER SERVICES TO VARIOUS ORGANIZATIONS AND FLITS FROM CAPER TO CAPER.


DEADLY DIVA – BITTER, MALE-HATING AND LETHAL, THIS PREYING MANTIS VOLUNTEERED TO BECOME AN AGENT FOR T&A AFTER SHE, TRUE TO HER SPECIES, ATE HER MATE THE FIRST TIME THEY PROPAGATED.  TRAUMATIZED, SHE BECAME A TRUE BELIEVER.  SHE’LL DO ANYTHING TO WIN AND IS ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT TO ADD NEW DEADLY WEAPONS TO HER EXISTING SURGICAL ARMAMENT WHICH CURRENTLY INCLUDES BINOCULAR ENHANCED EYES AND SURGICALLY IMPLANTED SWITCH BLADES IN HER APPENDAGES.



AGENT 69’S CREATION…


BRED IN THE PENTAGON’S SECRET LAB, SPECIMEN #69 IGNORED THE ADMONISHMENTS OF HIS MOTHER TO BE ONE OF THE MASSES LIKE THE REST OF HIS SIBLINGS.  AN ADRENALINE JUNKIE, HE HAD A YEN TO SEE THE WORLD OUTSIDE THE LAB (AFTER ALL, WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK LIVING IN A GLASS CAGE WITH THOUSANDS OF OTHER ROACHES?) 


HIS DREAM COMES TRUE WHEN HE’S ENHANCED WITH SUPER SECRET SPY WARE AND MORPHS FROM SPECIMEN #69 TO THE CIA’S FILTHIEST UNDERCOVER OPERATIVE – AGENT 69!



FETISHES

FECES

VOMIT

ROTTING GARBAGE

PUTRID, OOZING WOUNDS

OKAY, NEED WE GO ON. . .



AGENT 69’S  CREATOR


A DIABOLICAL SCIENTIST WHO WILL USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO SERVE HIS COUNTRY’S BEST INTEREST. . . EVEN IF THAT MEANS WORKING WITH VILE, FILTHY INSECTS (SHUDDER) LIKE COCKROACH SPECIMEN #69.  BUT HEY, WHERE DOES HE GET OFF… HE’S THE FOUL-MOUTHED NERD.


FETISHES

MASOCHISM

STERILE ENVIRONMENTS

PEEKING UP WOMEN’S SKIRTS

YES… YOU GUESSED IT, HE’S REALLY QUITE A PERVERT


AND THEN THERE WAS. . .


THE FUTURE.  UNDERCOVER COCKROACH’S MISSIONS WILL FIND HIM TRAVELING THE WORLD, BATTLING EVIL, UPHOLDING TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY IN PLACES SUCH AS…


A MORTUARY EMBALMING ROOM;

A WOUNDED SPY’S PUTRID LESION IN SIBERIA;

A MIDDLE EAST OIL SPILL FILLED WITH DEAD SEA BIRDS AND FISH;

THE CASKET OF A PUTRID CORPSE IN THE JUNGLES OF SOUTH AMERICA;

A PROSTITUTE’S DEN OF PERVERTED PLEASURE;

THE VOMIT FILLED ALLEYWAYS OF OUR WORLD’S GREAT CITIES;

AN ECOLI-ENRICHED STATE DINNER IN BOMBAY;

STALE PIZZA AND FLAT BEER AFTER A FRAT HOUSE PARTY;

A HEAPING, STEAMING GARBAGE BARGE IN HONG KONG’S HARBOR;

THE SWEAT-FILLED, FAT ROLLS OF A SUMO WRESTLER;

THE PILE OF USED JOCK STRAPS AFTER A PRO FOOTBALL GAME;

THE STAIN FROM FORMER PRESIDENT BILL’S NEWEST BLUE DRESS ENCOUNTER


OKAY, SO WE’RE CAPITALISTS, TOO. . .


UNDERCOVER COCKROACH WILL HAVE A WIDE APPEAL FOR THOSE WHO LIKE A STRONG DOSE OF HUMOR AND WEIRDNESS.  IT’S A GREAT WORLD FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT.  AS UNDERCOVER COCKROACH WORKS HIS CASES, HE’S CONSTANTLY GOING THROUGH GARBAGE OR UNDER SINKS WHICH COULD DISPLAY A WIDE VARIETY OF PRODUCTS.  NOT TO MENTION RAID AND ROACH MOTELS… OR EVEN CEREAL BOXES, CANNED GOODS, JUST ABOUT ANY PRODUCT FOUND IN YOUR CUPBOARD OR BEYOND.

THE PREMISE...

NAME: UNDERCOVER COCKROACH


CREATED BY:

SHEA E. BUTLER & CHERYL CAIN


LOCATION: BOWELS OF THE PENTAGON



OCCUPATION: CIA AGENT


FAVORITE ASSIGNMENT: HE DOES HIS BIT FOR FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY AND THE AMERICAN WAY – OH, ALL RIGHT… THE TRUTH IS, HE GETS OFF ON THE CHALLENGE OF ALWAYS GETTING HIS MAN… SOLVING THE CASE… INDULGING IN EXTRA HELPINGS OF FECES…

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